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A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.
Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.
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wrapping your penis in a tortilla and then receiving blow-job.
When i was in mexico i got a burrito de pene form my house-keeper.
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When engaging in missionary style intercourse you grab your partner in a bear hug and start spinning as fast as you can. similar to an alligator.
Last night was crazy that bitch put me in a Louisiana death-roll
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