Staten Island

Staten Island is the 5th borough also known as the"forgoten borough",with a population of 491,730, Staten Island is the least populated of the five boroughs.

Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :

Underage Drinking.
Underage Sex.
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
House Partys.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
Poofs.
Extentions.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS

IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.

SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".

AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.

WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.

2 girls who are from staten island (randomized)

Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!

Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.

Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!

Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.

*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*

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