cruisin' for weiner

The act of a female, young or old, blatantly making the rounds at a party/function solely for the purpose of finding some male genitalia to insert into her vaginal cavity. Gross.

"Oh my god, what is Nicole doing?"
"Oh, dat chick is cruisin' for weiner."

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Shoe Pirates

The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.

"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."

reutered

When you have been blatantly jewed out of something, usually money, but including forks, ostriches, underpants, regners, bottles, squirrels, DVDs, teddy bears, hippos, Arbor Mist bottles, Easter baskets, lamps (I love lamp!), monkeys, life, episodes of MASH, shirts, cups, books about the IRA, flags, cups again, and the number 11.

"What happened to my book about the IRA?"
"You probably got reutered out of it."

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