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when a worn out pussy needs to be reconditioned by shoving a ham in her vagina and pulling out the bone.
it was like fucking a jar of mayo, so i fixed the problem with a pussy sleeve
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the lint that accumulates on the scrotum when one goes without bathing for an extended period of time. This usually occurs when wearing sweatpants and other lint producing garments.
i could knit a sweater with my sack lint.
my balls are sack lint magnet
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when a male insert his thumb in a females ass, the while the middle finger is in the vagina of an up-side-down woman.... so as to carry her around like a 6 pack of beer.
she was so small i almost gave her an taint hanger
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