flywallin

\flī-wol-ən\ - To observe the people around you and not attract any attention as if you were a fly on the wall

Man, I was flywallin on the couch at this party and these two girls started making out right in front of me and left when I asked to join them.

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Folkscopin'

\fōk-skōp-ən\ - to observe people typically without their knowledge in their natural environment and be as unobtrusive as possible.

I was folkscopin' all the people downtown yesterday before the basketball game.

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personaview

\pər-sō-nə-vyü\ - To watch a person or people, as a pastime or for entertainment

Dude, I’m really bored. Ya wanna go personaview at the mall?

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Demoscope

\dē-mäs-skōp\ - To covertly examine the interactions of human subjects in a natural setting

I had to demoscope the scene around my friends at the bar to make sure my crazy ex wasn't there before joining them.

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lunch-blocking

\ˈlənch-ˈbläkeng\ The act of preventing or postponing someone from going to lunch through actions such as scheduling meetings, asking questions, or starting discussions at or near lunch time for the target of the block.

Fred: Where were you? We missed you at lunch.

Bob: My boss scheduled a meeting from 11AM - 2PM today. I was totally lunch-blocked.

Fred: Yeah, my boss was totally lunch-blocking me all last week when he would pop-in to my office at 10:55 for a status report knowing I always go to lunch at 11AM!

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bumshuffle

\ˈbəmˈshə-fəl\ (noun) - the exaggerated way a panhandler will walk at intersections in order to get more money from motorists through sympathy or amusement.

Crazy Bob's panhandling income increased 30 percent when he perfected the limp in his bumshuffle.

Volksviewing

\vōks-vyü-iŋ\ - To unobtrusively examine human behavior without their knowledge in a non-clinical environment

I was volksviewing last weekend at the mall and I saw these kids steal some shirts from hot topic and get busted.

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