Second Lining

The act of being second in line to another person, especially in an undesirable situation.

Example 1
Rich second-lined Sam in the bathroom at Taco Bell...he barely made it out alive.

Example 2
"I heard Mike was second lining every drunk girl he could find at the party last weekend."
"Yeah, he's got the drips now."

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ronsils

The combination of the word "raunchy" and "tonsils". Although the term is not gender-specific, it most commonly refers to a female who is forced to take a vicious fart in the mouth.

'ronsils' can also occur as a result of a fart sandwich, but is not nearly as funny as the first condition.

We held Vicky down and farted bare-ass right into her mouth...she had a bad case of the ronsils for at least a week :)

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flubulous

Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you

Evan was obsessed with Rebecca until he saw her flubulous body in person.

Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

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Wet Seat

When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".

By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.

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I'm Thinkin' Arby's

1. A phrase used to indicate one's negative feelings regarding a proposed situation.

2. A courteous declination to an unpleasant proposition.

Dude #1: "Hey, man. How would you like to spend a night with that beast?!?"
Dude #2: "I'm thinkin' Arby's!"

Friend #1: "What do you think about going to Kevin's place after the game?"
Friend #2: "No way, dude. Kevin's a jerk! I'm thinkin' Arby's."

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Bunker Buster

A shit so terrible and so vile that it renders the receiving device completely unusable until somebody in facilities arrives to repair it. The GBU-28 missile was given the nickname 'Bunker Buster' because of it's similar effect on caves in Afghanistan.

James just ate four grilled-stuffed burritos from Taco Bell...watch out, he's gonna drop a bunker buster!

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