whiplaugh

an injury sustained after throwing your head back when laughing so hard you bust a gut.

ah man, that dude was so funny i got whiplaugh!

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pursecution

The act of filling your purse, wallet or other money holding device to such an extent that it explodes at the seams or displays an excessively unwieldy and tatty nature.

I was following this lass down the road today and I got all her money when her purse exploded... serves her right for such pursecution with all them store cards etc

Waglash

A form of whiplash that one obtains from a dog's tail as it climbs over you on the sofa, wagging excitedly in your general direction.

"Hey Bruce, what's with the neck brace?"
"Spaniel to the neck mate, a bad case of waglash"

penshun

Shunning the concept of growing old and preparing for life in the grey wilderness

A pension?? Why would I want that? You know I have penshun based opinions

zumbies

Modern dance crazed zombies, who shake people to death with their funky hips and high kicking feet.

Relax mate, you ain't gonna get eaten, and we can run away quickly, they're zumbies, let's disco our way to safety

marrinade

a word describing the act of proposing marriage whilst serenading your victim, much like romeo and juliet but creepier.

'sheila you look exhausted'
'yeah i was kept awake by dave trying to marrinade me all night long'
'oh, congratulations!' marrinade

perverse

The non-chorus part of the song that's being amended to a dirty lyric version

Man 1: "Yo dude, why are you looking at Katy Perry lyrics"
Man 2: "I'm writing the first perverse"
Man 1: "Do you ever feel like a plastic slag... that's redonk man!"

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