JTD

Jenk Transmitted Disease. Disgusting scabby spotty mess around the chin and mouth area.

Keith: Look at Roberts mouth
Lloyd: Err thats disgusting what is it
Keith: Think hes got a JTD

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Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Keith: Where's Brooksy tonight.
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!

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Done a Dame

When you fuck up something or something just generally goes wrong

Stoon: I was cooking tea before and I’ve accidentally burnt down the kitchen
Lip: You’ve Done a Dame there