michael

used as a verb it explains how bad ass someone is being. as a noun it is said to be the single most bad ass living thing in the universe. ancient scrolls indicate that a michael was discovered in the raunchy region of jamaica and was said to have been placed on earth by the mighty lax gods to increase the global bad ass meter. it is said to still be in existance and is plucking corners all over the place

(bro just ripped a lacrosse net with a behind-the-back crank) Guy #1 dude your such a michael lanahan

Guy #1-why are you so cool bro

Michael-its what i do. heres a free twag for your troubles

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