Layla

Layla /noun/ person
Definition: We all know her and we all wish we didn't
Sometimes i wish i had memory wipes so i can forget about her existence but even that wouldn't work
She's kinda like Santa Claus, always happily bouncing your holly jolly fatass over your chimney while taking a giant shit down it. Every Christmas, she'd wait for you to put some super yummy manipulation tactic flavored with a bit of finishing touch of rat diarrhea coated holiday cookies and a glass of limited edition dose of edgy gacha pissbabies so she can choke on it, spitting it out causing it to break on the floor, waking everyone up, took the blame but also sending a herd of reindeers crashing through the ceiling going absolutely apeshit and climbing into people's spinal cords, jerk off, lay easter eggs into people's rib cages 3 seconds later, and make a giant leap her way out of your balcony as if she's swan lake.
(credit to zzdoritozz on insta)

“Dude you know Layla?”
“man i cant stand that BITCH”