Controller

A device used to play video games, or a person in control of a machine, aka a train

Daniel: I ONLY DIED BECAUSE MY DAMN CONTROLLER BROKE!
Jack: You died because you suck.
Daniel: FUCK YOU.

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Cum

The improper word for Semen or Sperm, a white liquid that shoots out of the male penis during an ejaculation.

Dan: Yesterday I had some amazing sex, the girl took all of my cum!
Jake: Wow... jealous.

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Train

A heavy transportation vehicle which travels on rails.

Gerald: Stop jacking off, we're gonna miss the fucking train!

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Adolf Hitler

The Dictator of Nazi Germany from 1933 to 1945, mostly during World War 2.

Adolf Hitler was a horrible maniac, and he also had a shitty mustache.

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go commit die

the most deadly insult known to man. say this and your opponent will die 300000000000 times.

man: you are rarted
me: go commit die
man: *does neck rope*

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Dick

The improper word for penis, the male reproductive organ.

Joshua: Man... your dick is so big dude!
Tom: That's really fucking gay bro.

Oh bother

Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of "Oh fuck"

Friend: bruh the last guy is a legit skull trooper with 24 kills
Me: oh bother

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