ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.

I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.

sophomoric

A word one uses to try, and call someone else immature, but instead just ends up making themselves look like a pretentious douche bag.

Guy 1: The jokes on Tosh.0 are so sophomoric.

Guy 2: Dude you sound like a pretentious douche right now.

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