Kissel

1. A substitution of words to the song "A Bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls. Only used when one does not know the words to the song.

2. A british man that comes to New York and can't get rid of his accent.

3. A british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face.

4. A fancy way to say kiss.

1. Instead of singing:
I love you, a bushel and a peck!
A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep.
About you.
About you!
About you!

One sings:
I love you, a kissel on the cheek...
A kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck... etc.

2. Oh my... that is a fat ass kissel!!!

3. WOW! That's a big ass kissel!!!

4. Jeez! That was a long ass kissel!!!

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