Lydia

A Lydia is the funniest and bestest friend you could ever have. Although a Lydia finds humor through sarcasm and the dankest of all memes, she-uh-hm. I don't know where I was going with that one. A Lydia is very talented in art + singing, and also enjoys spooking and reading shrek fanfics. Do not interrupt her when she is talking or singing, especially if you only know 2 words from the song. In this case she will most likely banish you to the 156,684,795,000th layer of hell or suggest you eat a moldy onion. Her type is tall- exotic dudes with big noses, but I won't give examples because I don't want anyone to feel bad. If you know a Lydia, you are blessed. (Cuz she da best)

The last time I saw Lydia I was grocery shopping and she took the last bag of potatoe chips! Typical.

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ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.

Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!

Annemarie

An Annemarie is an athletic, sensitive being who is multitalented. Even if an Annemarie may be short, they have tall expectations for the people they meet, and are usually slow to open up to others. They are well-rounded and focus on the arts and other ways to pass their time which people may find useless. An Annemarie can only dance when not instructed to, or else looks like Golem from Lord Of The Rings. If you tell her this she will probably beat you up or cry herself to sleep. Or both. People named Annemarie are terrible at listening to others if it doesn't involve her. But she is good at listening to drama and giving advice. Her favorite foods are bad memes and Mexican foods. She is allergic to awkward situations and sarcasm. An Annemarie will ultimately fall for any guy who can play the guitar or paint. Or both. If you know an Annemarie, you are lucky.

Is that an Annemarie?? Watch out!! She's a crazy one.

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