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Female ejaculatory fluid.
Most likely resulting from: coitus, orgasmic response to fetishes, or a trained expert in the art of cunnilingus. On rare occasion occurring spontaneously due to an overwhelming feeling of ecstasy after witnessing a celebrity crush.
Example 1: Mike: Dude what's that smell?
Jake: It's my new cologne, its called 'Eau D'Femme'
Mike: Dude, it smells familiar man where did you get it?
Jake: I hate to break it to you, but your sister let me go down on her last night and her body spontaneously sprayed all over me, that's when I discovered this marvelous, purely organic and I assure you, quite safe aroma which I've dubbed 'Eau De Femme', this particular aroma is known as 'Luscious Stacy Dreams', quite fascinating isn't it, it's been here all along, care to take a closer whiff?
Mike: Ewe man, get away from me, that's gross!
Jake: Faggot.
Jake: I'm going to kill you asshole!
Example 2:
Lizzy: So, like I totally saw Kanye East like the other night, and like ermahgerd,
I totally came all over my panties!
Jake: Hey can I swab the panties you used that night when you saw Kanye West? I've come up with a new brand of cologne named 'Eau De Femme' and I'd like to name this one 'Ditzy Miss Lizzy'.
Lizzy: Ew no you perv! By the way, it's totally Kanye East you idiot! Oh and it's not 'Ditzy Miss Lizzy', it's like totally "Dizzy Miss Lizzy", you consumer obsessed, backward thinking neanderthal! You think I don't know who 'The Beatles' are??
Jake: *Sigh* Fucking Hipsters.
1. A particularly pink, hairless vagina. Usually lacking pubic hair, these specimens are a rare sight to behold and should be savored with the utmost care. Tastes better after a visit to the pastry shop. Beware, frequent indulgence may lead to muffin munchies.
2. Euphemism for vagina.
3. A Buttermilk muffin garnished with peaches.
Example 1: Aj: Dude-bro, so Jess invited me to this pastry shop yesterday and kept raving about their muffins.
Tony: HAHA wtf , please tell me you munched her muffin!
AJ: I'm getting to that you halfwit...so after we had our fill of confections, her sly little self took me to a condo she was house sitting....
Tony: Damn dude what did y'all do?
AJ: We never got to third base, but we did everything leading to it...I swear man, the gods have gifted her with a peach muffin....it tasted so sweet.
Tony: *snickers* All hail AJ, muffin man in the flesh.... conqueror of peach muffins!
AJ: STFU you nerd.
Example 2: Jeff: Say Seth, have you ever tasted a peach muffin?
Seth: Ew dude peaches are gross!
Seth's girlfriend: *Slaps Seth silly* You asshole! You told me you didn't mind the taste
Jeff: I knew you were a homo.
Seth: WTF! How was I supposed to know what that meant.
Seth's girlfriend: Read the urban dictionary for once!!
Jeff: yeah dumbass!
Example 3: Sam told Sally and Jim that he was going to get peach muffins from the local bakery. Jim said he hated peaches and prefers kolaches. Sally was thrilled that she got to eat peach muffins with her best friend Sam yet she also would like a kolache. Sam and Sally went to the bakery together. Jim is no longer friend with Sam.
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1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.
2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!