Alex

He is the most fucking piece of shit you will ever find. You will beg for you god damned life, should you ever come across one of those shitbags. Anyone would rather eat 50 pounds of elephant shit per second than be with one of them for even a minute.

"Man, I just wanna die every time I see Alex. He is TRASH!"

Alex

Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.

BITCH GO SCREW OFF YOU ARE AN ALEX