A man who likes samosas.
A man who can jump high.
A man who drives a black truck.
A man who hooks up with trannies.
A man who has scottish ancestry.
A man who likes pop.
And ice cubs.
And orange eyebrows.
He also likes tiger tail ice cream.
Swords.
and being Cool.
He may be gay.
Oh my gawd girls, A rannoch just tried to pick me up at the bar!!! He came over, grabbed my ass, challenged me to a one on one basketball game, and then snored like a vacuum