glory hole

sticking your genitalia through a hole in a door or through a bagel hole; usually to scare away ugly chicks

Last night, this ugly bitch was knocking on my door so i stuck my dick through the glory hole

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tennessee log cabin

When a man performs an incest threesome with his sister and mother on the hardwood floor of a log cabin in the anal depths of the forests of lawrenceburg, tennessee. this act is commonly performed by tom lyons

ME: Yo tommy boy i heard you tennessee log cabined with erin and mama lyons
TOM: yea man i jizzed all over that hardwood floor. oh and ricky rubio is a beast look at his stats.
ME: Lyons shut the fuck up just look at you you are a mess.
TOM: well at least im not a jew
SIYA: OHHHHHHH SHITTT NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN MY BASEMENT!!

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