Aleks Salontai

Aleks Salontai is a national figure in the republic of former Yugoslavia. He gave the people the freedom of speech and he stopped the events of "Sexsund" after he destroyed the Moon and made another one. He is still alive today, possessing a form of a little boy.

Veljko Jerkov:"Aleks Salontai is my hero!"
Aleks Salontai: *drains your energy*