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An After n' Before Guy

someone who jacks off when they get home right after school and right before they go to bed at night.

yo i'm gonna try not to jerk off for 3 days. I bet u can't do that!" "Alex: you're right, I'm more of an after n' before guy

by alexx93 June 17, 2010

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Modern Warfare 2 Rampage

When getting extremely pissed at MW2, and unable control your anger. It's common to break things while feeling this anger, either your controller, your headset, your tv, and even your xbox. After breaking some of these valuable things you then realize 2 minutes later that u just flipped out on a videogame and broke something very expensive, and dont wanna pay for a new one.

WTF. MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'V FUCKIN DIED 12 TIMES IN A ROW WUT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PIECA SHIT GAME. (dies again). FUCK THIS SHIT. (throws controller at wall)
(2 mins later) FUCK ME. I FUCKIN BROKE MY CONTROLLER (end of modern warfare 2 rampage).

by alexx93 August 13, 2010

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Drake

another Young Money garbage "rapper." He's one of those faggits that are so damn popular when his music is just shitty feel good pop music. Why is he popular? #1. his fan base is full of 12-14 yr old girls. #2. Nobody these days has any idea what good/true hip hop is. Basically his music (along with Lil Wayne's) is made with shitty lyrics, and wastes a good beat. Comparing Drake to a rapper like Tech N9ne is like comparing a pistol to an AK47

12 yr old girl: OMG, OMG!!! I just heard Drake's song, "Over!!" It's my favorite song ever, I love Drake soooo much i could listen to his music alll dayyy!!!"

Me: hey guess what lil girl, Drake can choke on Lil Wayne's small penis, ya dumb bitch. Drake is a disgrace to fuckin music.

by alexx93 August 10, 2010

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Lil Wayne

a synonym for terrible, awful, and fake

This chicken is gross. It's so Lil Wayne

by alexx93 August 10, 2010

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hood bumpin

ridin through a neighborhood while bumpin your music to max volume. When doin this you will probably get some people to start starin at you. Don't bump Lil Wayne or Drake, that just really makes you look like a faggit. Bumpin some true tunes like Z-Ro and Sean Price is the way to go.

One time i went hood bumpin through this old people neighborhood and this one old fuck with a cane ran out of his house and started yelling at me. I almost ran him over.

by alexx93 August 10, 2010

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WITMF

what in the mother fuck

Witmf is going on? That lil fucker is stealing my shit!

by alexx93 August 16, 2010

5👍 3👎