jewpiter

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway

awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter

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shoplifting

1. Stealing things from a shop without paying
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.

1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job

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brudain

pronounced "brew-dain"
the name given to a dyslexic chav whilst talking on msn

"you hanging low blud?"
"yasp m2 whrrrt byot p"
"wtf dude u brudain"

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ghander

to take a quick look at Ghandi, preferably to do it sneakily

i just had a ghander, dnt think he saw me though

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cross-reference

a piece of information that you have pissed off

wow i shouldn't have told that refernce i slept with its mum, its pretty pissed. Never seen such a cross-reference

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