celery rizz

a fierce vibe in da bedroom after slick&steady penetration.

girl: Um dude there is some savage energy within u today, look at da d
paolo: i've got that celery rizz babe, been taking them for gym

Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.

Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"