charlotte

that one short friend that has a terrible pain tollerance and loves to tell others to 'kts' or 'die'.

x: hey do you know charlotte?
xx: yeah she's short

Turtley

An adjective that describes something resembling or related to a turtle, or a person who is a big fan of turtles.

p1: how turtley are you?
p2: very, the turtley decor in my room includes a turtle-shaped lamp, a turtle-printed bedspread, and a collection of turtle figurines.
p1: wow you are turtley