Crew

A retarded way of saying crow

Megan: “Oh my gee! A crewwww!!!”
Richard: “It’s pronounced CROW.”

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Jc

Jc is an extremely amazing friend. They will choke on food a lot from laughing so hard, make jokes, and be a loudmouth person all around. More introverted than most but will open up once you get to know them. Usually has a great sense of humour, not easily offended and likes to make strange jokes that only their close friends will understand. Most people won’t understand a Jc because a Jc is different and isn’t a typical person, so only strange people will be able to bond with a Jc, which makes for a great, strong, emotional bond between the two. They are one of the types of people to dumpster dive and get bit by a raccoon and think it has some sort of meaning from God. They’ll eat shit from under the couch and complain about microwave burritos. Jc is the type of person that you can talk to about anything and they won’t judge you for it because they’ve been through some shit too, just like you. Prone to multiple personalities sometimes if under too much stress. Will make you laugh whenever you’re sad.

Are you sick and tired of having a boring, bland, basic friend? Find a Jc instead; they will spice up your life and make you laugh constantly with their witty sense of humour and sarcasm. Nothing is ever boring with them.

Jc’s usually pair best with Alexandra’s (or just Alex’s in general) , Max’s and Riley’s since they tend to all share the same quirks, laid back personality and humour.

Martin: “I made a new friend!”
Jorge: “Whats their name?”
Martin: “Jc.”
Everyone in the room turns around and glared at Martin in envy.
Jorge: “Never lose one of those, bro.”

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