The Evan

named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.

bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.

rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.

bob: hows that?

rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.

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