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As one of like 10 people living in SD, it is far better than those stinky North Dakota folks. ND is basically the asshole of the USA, so much so that the government uses its mostly flat ass land for missile storage. Granted a lot of South Dakota is flat as well, we do have some hills and shit in the western side. Plus we got the badlands, Mt. Rushmore, Sturgis bike rally, Falls Park, Deadwood, and a whole lot more than ND does. Tell me what North Dakota has, huh! That's what I thought. We've even got a bigger population than them, so pretty much nobody will fight back lol.
"I was thinking, should I move to North or South Dakota?"
"Why in the hell would you even think of moving to North Dakota? Get outta here! Move to Canada, we don't even want you here anymore! South Dakota will always be the better Dakota!"
"Jeez, I only wanted some advice..."
Taylor Swift is a musical artist known for making over-synthesized music which sounds not great. She is also known for running her own online cult that will come to your house, kill you in your sleep, and drink your blood. These followers are called "Swifties" and are also known for never respecting other people's opinions on what classifies as "Good music."
The only known way to summon a swiftie is to say that Taylor Swift's music isn't good on twitter, facebook, instagram, snapchat, etc. You should never under any circumstances summon a swiftie in this manner, because they will find you, and they will kill you.
Me: Taylor Swift is way overrated and I think her music is really bad. I'm more into rock/metal music.
*Swiftie proceeds to come into my house and kill me all because I have opinions*
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A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!
Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.
A person who uses torture devices to turn your hair from shitty, to even more shitty. I mean, c,mon! Those detailers feel like someone scraping your head with a knife tip. But the worst part, is that by the end of it, he has the gall to ask how it looks. You know what you say then? You say, "it looks great! Thank you! every single time! And of course, you pay him for fucking your hair up.
Then you go home, your girlfriend breaks up with you be because you trusted a blind guy with scissors to cut your hair, and paid him for it. You become the butt-end of your colleagues and coworkers jokes, and the bug mean bully starts taking your lunch money.
Don't go to GreatClips folks.
"Man, my hair is looking like a mop, I should go to the barber"
1 hor later
"I hate my life!"
A professional driver who specializes in racing cars in a giant oval 40 times.
I'm a professional racist for NASCAR.
A person who calls you fat, stabs you with needles, writes an unintelligible prescription (often unnecessary), and then you give him money for it.
Oh man, it's time to go to the doctor again.
Someone who stabs drugs into your system, calls you fat, and then you give them money for it.
Man, I hate going to the doctor's office.