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A person who calls you fat, stabs you with needles, writes an unintelligible prescription (often unnecessary), and then you give him money for it.
Oh man, it's time to go to the doctor again.
A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!
Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.
Taylor Swift is a musical artist known for making over-synthesized music which sounds not great. She is also known for running her own online cult that will come to your house, kill you in your sleep, and drink your blood. These followers are called "Swifties" and are also known for never respecting other people's opinions on what classifies as "Good music."
The only known way to summon a swiftie is to say that Taylor Swift's music isn't good on twitter, facebook, instagram, snapchat, etc. You should never under any circumstances summon a swiftie in this manner, because they will find you, and they will kill you.
Me: Taylor Swift is way overrated and I think her music is really bad. I'm more into rock/metal music.
*Swiftie proceeds to come into my house and kill me all because I have opinions*
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Donald John Trump. The 45th president of The United States Of America. Singlehandedly divided America and basically created a cold Civil War between the democrats and republicans, corrupted the entirety of the right side, and further plans to ruin the USA's economy with project 2025.
He also runs his own cult of idiotic, brain dead soccer-moms and people who just generally kiss his orange ass. His followers are often reffered to as Trumpers.
Donald Trump is literally Satan