Uncle Joe Hobo

A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.

Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."

"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."

LLAH

'Livin Like A Hobo' (la-la) - to be in a bad situation financially.

'Man, I'm totally LLAH (lala). I so need to find a job soon.