cut the cheese

when someone lets out a fart. however there are all different types of farts. there are some which are really and i mean really loud that practically sshake the windows but make no smell at all. and then there are the SBDs (silent but deadly) which rele stink but no ones knows whop did it hence the name. but then there r the ones ur dog makes when he eats cheese. i mean have u ever smelled a dog fart? due the ones which make ur eyes burn and ur lungs feel like they have shrivled up and died in ur chest?!?! phew!

me: omg i cant breathe!
emily: hey! who the hell cut the cheese?!
jenna: dear god i cant breathe!!
me: i think i c the light!!...*passes out*

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