no'mo

No'mo stands for not homosexual or the recently popular, "no homo."

1. You don't think an individual in question is gay.

2. You made a comment that could be taken homosexually, and want to nullify it.

1. Oh, Nick is too much of a slob, he's definitely no'mo.

2. Guy1: "Hot dogs are my favorite!"
Guy2: "Dude, really?"
Guy1: "NO'MO!"

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Parking Lot Adventure

An "adventure" normally taken by bored teenagers who are stuck in a large shopping area/town with little or no money and have nothing better to do than document it. They often use shopping carts and while a few ride in the carts and a few steer they create chaos everywhere they go, normally with a camera taking it all in.

Usually, while they're obnoxious, they are not illegal. They will buy random things such as kid's toys and energy drinks to just create something that resembles fun. In the end, it is kind of fun in the well-we-have-stories-now way.

"Dude, we were stuck at that plaza downtown and went on a 4-hour parking lot adventure."
"Really? Man, I wish I was there. I was stuck at home."

Monroeville

Monroeville, a tiny shit hole. It's located in South Jersey, more specifically in Gloucester County. It has more fields than people and there are no such things as neighbors. Say good-bye to civilization when you set foot in this town. Say hello to your new friends who have less than 5 teeth per family. You're not in Jersey anymore when you enter this place.

You're in the south.

"Dude, I live in Jersey."
"Oh, so like, you dig cities and go to the shore all the time?"
"Hell to the no. I pick corn and ride my tractor."
"What?"
"Yeah, I live in Monroeville."
"Oh...Hicksville. Got it."

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