Social Phobia

A highly debilitating mental disease in which the sufferer has an irrational fear of social situations. This may manifest itself as excessive sweating, trembling, a shaky and/or inaudibly quiet voice, facial blushing, or basically anything else that you wouldn't want to happen. This could be brought on by specific situations, such as giving a speach, or, for those of us that are extremely unlucky, anytime someone so much as glances in our general direction. While talking to a social phobic, he/she probably won't make eye contact and might talk very quietly. He or she is NOT a freak, as much as you might want to call them one.

Social Phobia is not to be confused with shyness. Shyness is an emotion that all people experience, SP is a disease for a select few.

Emotions = good
Diseases = bad

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Chair shot

To pick up a steel folding chair, make sure that it's in the folded position, and beat the fuck out of another person's face with it. Usually used in professional wrestling.

Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, KING! That chair shot busted him wide open!

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