Virtual Hermit

A person who studiously avoids chat rooms, on-line social networks, and/or any kind of presence at all on the Internet.

Allan: "Hey, you check out my status update on Facebook?"
Dava: "I hate Facebook."
Allan: "Oh. Then, did you read my latest Tweet?"
Dava: "No. I don't do any of that stuff."
Allan: "What ARE you, some kinda weird Virtual Hermit?!!"

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pizza bottom

Someone who refuses to eat pizza with any kind of topping at all.

Allan: "Let's see... we can get pepperoni on that... or maybe mushrooms. Which do you like better?"
Zito: "Neither."
Allan: "Oh. Well, what toppings do you like on your pie?"
Zito: "Nothing at all. I never eat pizza with anything on top. Just cheese and tomato sauce."
Allan: "Nothing on top? EVER? You're such a pizza bottom!!"

Rug Munchkin

An adorably petite lesbian.

Rowan: "Whoa. That cute little chick over there is like totally hot!"
Duncan: "You're not her type, dude. Rug Munchkin."
Rowan: "What?"
Duncan: "She only munches rug."
Rowan: "Damn..."