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School

School is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, the road is on fire, and everything around you is on fire because it's HELL!!!!

School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.

You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.

Me (talking to my friend): "I hate school. This school sucks. My teachers suck."
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"

by allthe420 February 7, 2018


Boredom

The reason why you're on this site.

I suffer from boredom.

by allthe420 February 4, 2018


Chuck Norris

I can't define Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.

Chuck Norris

by allthe420 March 18, 2018

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idiot

Anyone who has to look up the definition of "idiot" in Urban Dictionary. In other words, you.

You are an idiot.

by allthe420 January 28, 2018

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Lenny Face

The weird faces used for spam and stuff.

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by allthe420 March 16, 2018

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