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The art of being in a swimming pool of debt and acting like everything's normal.
man, you are such A Kanye West, you still owe me $1000!
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the act of being or wanting to be high while learning about hypotenuse, because it is extremely boring. now you can tell your own teacher that you are high (or that you wish to be).
Teacher:class what is the hypotenuse of this shape
kevin: I wish i was high-on-pot-enuse!
class: OMG, LMAO, etc, etc...
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When a popular website is remade with a slightly different name, you accidentally go to that fake website, it can give you a virus. thus the name, typo virus.
-- one of these websites is goole.com a remake of google.com a popular search engine. just by mistyping google you can get a virus. dont worry, goole.com is not a virus, just someone trying to make a popular website.
Yesterday i got a typo virus by forgetting to type the second "g" in google, now i have to pay to get that fixed.
People who make up stupid definitions, just to get it featured on urban dictionary.
YO, urban dictionary is full of U.D. shit!
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The art of changing word "nigga" slightly, so no one gets offended.
White folk: What up NIBBA?!
Black folk: Did you just say nigga?!
White folk: No, lol, I said "NIBBA"!
Black folk: OK, we cool, my NIBBA.
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1)aspca commercial(adj.)- Something so sad, that will make almost anyone anyone cry till they die.
2)(adj).- a state of awkwardness when someone else cries because of something sad but you can't seem to shed a tear.
1)man, i just broke up with my girlfriend, it was like an ASPCA commercial.
2) I just had an ASPCA commercial moment right there, my girlfriend still cried because her dog died, I can't even put on a sad face. she now hates me
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