blesbian

A bisexual woman who prefers women romantically and/or sexually.

Some guy: "Kelly never wants to date guys, whats up with that I thought she was bi?"

Some other guy: " I'm pretty sure she's a blesbian."

Fucktuation

A sexual (fucking) situation that you can't pass up for anything.

John: bro my mom's in the hospital I need a ride.

Kyle: Can't dude I'm in a fucktuation.