Heavy Ballsackalation

Heavy Ballsackalation is an extremely rare disease passed down by male-to-male contact like hugging (specifically the armpits touching). This is why, for generations, men have grown out their armpit hair to protect themselves from Heavy Ballsackaltion. Symptoms include a heavy ball sack, lopsided balls, purple balls, snowy semen, insomnia, and pimple break-outs.

"I heard John Cock touched pits with another man, he has symptoms of Heavy Ballsackalation!"