Catholocism

A particular virulent strain of the Christianity disease which causes more violent symptoms, including delusions, arrogance, hatred of other religions and homosexuals, and a strange heady feelings that patients describe as "faith" or "the holy spirit."

Man: Can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Doctor: I'm sorry. You've come down with Christianity. There is no cure.
Man: Dear God! How bad is it?
Doctor: It is probably too late. It's advanced into full-scale Catholocism.
Man: At least I will have faith.

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