kcuelqsh

kcuelqsh, to impale an object or creature through the anus and out on the mouth

"LETS GO KCUELQSH BRANDON'S HAMPSTER GUYS!!!!"
to kcuelqsh (in this scenario) is to impale brandon's hamster (presumably with ones penis) through its rectum and all the way out its mouth

quelching

inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal

Quelching, to inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal
"c'mon son its time for the annual family hamster quelching trip!! :)"