Jordans

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!

Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out

Harry Maguire

the true example of a g.o.a.t. in soccer he is truly the king and his defense is so terrifying even a wall cant be better

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Bob: hey! have you seen the man united game?
Fred: No, what happened?
Bob: Harry Maguire(best player of all time) preformed so good he got sent off!
Fred: No way!
Bob: he also made an own goal!!
That's so insane!

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rumblebuffin

random giant from Narnia(the lion the witch and the wardrobe) when i first heard his name my class got so addicted to it they are still mad at it so hard that they will kill me if i disgrace him lol

Kevin: hey what should we name our kid?
Maria: i think i know i know a name!
Kevin: What?!
Maria: RUMBLEBUFFIN!!
*boom*
And that was Maria's last words