Metal boner

When someone hears metal so amazing that they simply can't contain a boner.

Dude, have you heard the album by Wintersun? I'm getting a metal boner just thinking about it!

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The tap

When a woman is so unsatisfied with a man's sexual performance, she taps him on the shoulder, indicating that she's tired and just wants to go to bed.

Popularized by Seinfeld.

I can't believe it! I really thought I was zone, but then she gave me the tap.

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