redneck

Usually male, but can be female too. A male redneck is one who is mainly dirty blonde, 5 foot 9. Yellow teeth, leaves the truck window down, even if it is 95 degrees in summer..Feels claustrophobic if the AC is on. Gotta get that Fah rayush air., one who has abused many women before, and just has to call any female a BITCH, even his female dogs. WAYALL, that is what they yar.! he would say. Female rednecks are always jealous of their mayon, thinking they got some sort of prize, and ya bettur stay away from heeum.!! Some of them even have good jobs, ABOVE their intelligence level, lord knows why. anyway, rednecks come in both sexes, and they like sex too...they think it is natural, like animals in the wild.

Rednecks are corny, horny, and just plain dumb, NASCAR being one of their favorite passtimes, varoomie cars go round and round and round, till I ACTUALLY fall asleep. Yeah, to be a redneck you have to actually STAY awake while watching it! I watch it when I want some background noise to make me take an afternoon nap!

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