name jeff

Deep in the Philippines, there may lye a grand, yet forgotten and untouchable hat

The name jeff hat

These words were the exact scriptures sewn onto that lovely cap
Proceeding an insult or really any word for that matter coats it with great emphasis
It may also be a call out to the divine one depicted on the front surface of the hat, it's said if you spin 3 times and lick the words "name jeff come" on a dusty mirror in an abandoned Filipino hospital , he may ascend from hell and grant you three wishes

"fuck ya'll.NAME JEFF!!
"how do you do? NAME JEFF!"
"Could you pass the salt? NAME JEFF"
"Take a seat, Harold. NAME JEFF"
GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM! NAME JEFF!"
"Mom, please make Jesus stop staring at me. NAME JEFF!"

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