impdiabod

i put my dick in a bag of doritos

guy 1- yo last night impdiabod
guy 2- what?
guy 1- i put my dick in a bag of doritos
guy 2- oh, same bro

lucasa

when someone likes a guy named lucas they call him lucasa as a cover name with their friends

friend 1 (sanaa): so hows lucasa
friend 2 (gabriela):he still doesn’t like me :(

2👍 5👎

wom

When your wife is also your mom, like Oedipus

Oedipus: I’m going to go check on my wom, Jocasta