Spencer

A type of highly addictive prescription drug used to treat humans with dinosaurs growing from their fingertips. Side effects may include: vomiting, expolsive diarrhea, choking on broccoli, and eating excessive amounts of peanut butter and strawberry yogurt mixed together. Also, you may experience urges to bathe in milk with some cats thrown in for good measure.

"Dude, I got my Spencer yesterday to treat these dinosaurs growing from my fingers, and now I cant seem to stop eating peanut butter and strawberry yogurt."

"My Spencer will kill me one day if I have to keep choking on this broccoli."

"Man, that Spencer keeps me in the bathroom all night, sitting on the toilet."

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