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people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.
Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.
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Someone who got elected because of your fucking ignorance, douchebag.
Hillary: It's just very good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump does not run the law in our country.
Trump: Because you'd be in jail.
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never, ever, search this up. (also, you'll start to sadsturbate when you see how big the gorilla's cock truly is.
John: what the fuck were you doing watching gorilla porn!?
A phrase often used by young teenagers in an attempt to try to be cool in front of that girl they like, but just end up acting like total bastards and it costs them friends(If they have any.)
Bill: I'm going to hang out with the Da Squad after school.
*large kid overhears and shoves Bill to the ground before saying the common phrase "Hand over your lunch-money, punk"*
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the solution for white whining kids that don't want to listen
HAROLD YOU PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED I'M GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS WITH MY BELT UNTIL YOU START FUCKING BLEEDING, BITCH, YOU HEAR ME?!
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A safe haven for teenagers to upload shitty raps and promote their mixtapes.
Mike: John uploaded a rap on YouTube