Killing equally with both hands.
With a can of RAID Hot Shot bug killer in each hand, I stepped into the back yard to show that wasp nest the meaning of the word 'ambideathtruous'.
An incompetent sycophant.
Like many others born into power, he was surrounded by a collection of incompephants.
Any dumbass that wears their mask with their nose exposed or down under their chin.
You're a total dumbmask: cover your nose.
Constrained from manspreading by people sitting immediately next to you on either side.
Packed in like sardines, he was totally manstrained in his seat.
adjective:
based on dim-witted personal observation, flawed case study reports, or random, thoughtless investigations rather than systematic scientific evaluation: anectardal evidence
Anectardally, nobody you know has died from COVID-19. It's clearly a hoax.
noun
loss of memories pertaining to the amount of candy eaten earlier in the day
I may be suffering from candnesia but I did really great on my WeightWatchers points today. I can do this!
The monetization of the memorialization of a recently expired celebrity.
The E! network monetorialized Dustin Diamond's untimely death with a heavily watched Saved by the Bell marathon the weekend after he died.