An incompetent sycophant.
Like many others born into power, he was surrounded by a collection of incompephants.
The monetization of the memorialization of a recently expired celebrity.
The E! network monetorialized Dustin Diamond's untimely death with a heavily watched Saved by the Bell marathon the weekend after he died.
Any dumbass that wears their mask with their nose exposed or down under their chin.
You're a total dumbmask: cover your nose.
Killing equally with both hands.
With a can of RAID Hot Shot bug killer in each hand, I stepped into the back yard to show that wasp nest the meaning of the word 'ambideathtruous'.
noun
loss of memories pertaining to the amount of candy eaten earlier in the day
I may be suffering from candnesia but I did really great on my WeightWatchers points today. I can do this!
adjective:
based on dim-witted personal observation, flawed case study reports, or random, thoughtless investigations rather than systematic scientific evaluation: anectardal evidence
Anectardally, nobody you know has died from COVID-19. It's clearly a hoax.
Constrained from manspreading by people sitting immediately next to you on either side.
Packed in like sardines, he was totally manstrained in his seat.