candnesia

noun
loss of memories pertaining to the amount of candy eaten earlier in the day

I may be suffering from candnesia but I did really great on my WeightWatchers points today. I can do this!

monetorialize

The monetization of the memorialization of a recently expired celebrity.

The E! network monetorialized Dustin Diamond's untimely death with a heavily watched Saved by the Bell marathon the weekend after he died.