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Big Three

1. A trio of coworkers constantly trying to one up each other with nonsense stories, which are often fictional.
2. Three individuals who compete at being the laziest and most obnoxious filth to walk the earth.

3. A three person team putting more effort into dodging work than actually doing anything.

Example 1: I hear the Big Three being douche-bags in the break room.
Example 2: The Big Three are currently tied in their competition.
Example 3: The Big Three are wonderful at boondoggling.
Example 4: I got trapped at lunch with the Big Three and wanted to kill myself.

by ambrosia23412 February 2, 2017

89👍 4👎


Wastewater Yeti

An oversized unintelligent Olive Garden server who is employed as an operator trainee, displaying unfounded confidence and lacking the basic understanding of responsibility. The Wastewater Yeti refuses to accept her status as an entry level employee.

1. Did you hear the Wastewater Yeti? She’s about as sharp as a marble!

2. I wish the Wastewater Yeti started understanding she’s not the boss.

3. Quiet, I hear the Wastewater Yeti approaching!

5. Have you seen the Wastewater Yeti? I think she got slapped by Bigfoot’s dick!

by ambrosia23412 August 24, 2018

7👍 1👎


Tino Sandwich

A double shit sandwich dipped in diarrhea served unsolicited.

Nick just left another Tino sandwich, who’s taking a bite this time?

Al must love Tino Sandwiches, he’s always eating them.

The Big Three are covered in Tino Sandwiches.

by ambrosia23412 August 22, 2018

11👍 1👎


Tino

A useless ass kissing piece of shit who conducts no worthy business and contributes worthless bullshit to humanity.

Damn, look at that tino, he sucks at life.

by ambrosia23412 February 2, 2017

115👍 81👎