Fail like a Whale

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.

You Fail like a Whale, bitch!

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de ja moo

Having your milk getting spoiled two weeks in a row.

John's roomate: Where is the milk- did we have de ja moo?!
John: ...
John's roomate: DAMNIT JOHN!!!!

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Buffaho

A native American slut.

Person A: Where's Flying Eagle

Person B: Oh he's off with the reservation's Buffaho.

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