eff u

What emo's say because their parents will kill 'em if they say a sweary word.

emo: damn, my eyeline pencil broke :(
emo's friend: haha, you suck!
emo: eff u!
emo's friend: uhhhh... don't you mean FUCK YOU!?!
emo: SHUT IT! my mom will kill me if she hears me swearing, man!
emo's friend: oh, sorry dude!

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goffic

How assholes pronounce 'gothic'.

Preppy girl: Eww! Your a goth! Your soo goffic!
Goth girl: *sigh* It's GOTHIC. Idiot.
Preppy girl: Whatever! Your boyfriend is ugly!
Goth girl: I WANT TO DIE! *cries and runs away*

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harry potter kid

A kid who is obsessed with Harry Potter and thinks that they are a wizard.

Harry Potter Kid: Wheeee! Look at me! I'm a wizard.
Me: Suure you are... *runs away*

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