brokeback mountain

What women now have to worry about their men doing if suddenly they're spending too much time with their best buddy. They could be "going fishing" or "going hunting" or "going to watch the game at Tim's house," but in each case, they are going off to hump their BFF. Your marraige/relationship is a sham.
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Girlfriend: So I understand that you're going fishing again with your best friend Jack. Isn't this like the 2nd or 3rd time this month?
Boyfriend: Yeah so we like to kick back and catch da trout.
Girlfriend: Sure, I bet you do. You never like to hang out with me anymore.
Boyfrined: Wha??
Girlfriend: Geez please don't tell me you're going all brokeback mountain on me. *cry*

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